disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole
and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie
nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower
and the bbc was the really cool one who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.
making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi