stravaganza:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

mountain-range-on-fire:

sherlockedinthetardis10:

buttman-rises:

emilyisso-coollike:

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie 

nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower

and the bbc was the really cool one who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

(Source: mymockingbirds, via sex-nugget)

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

(via l1ve-for-the-m0ment)

mrscalypsojackson:

ameliafromafairytale:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science

BLESS^

(via sex-nugget)

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: teenwhoops, via ddickk)

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via australiansanta)

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

(via sex-nugget)